Because you know what’s going to happen now, don’t you? A fucking supermarket cute-off, that’s what. Tesco will rename its baked beans ‘Orange Boingies’ because a fat three-year-old with too much time on its hands wrote its head office an adorable letter. And then Sainsbury’s will fight back by calling its laundry detergent ‘Unicorn Dust’. Before you know it, you’ll find yourself pushing a fucking bibblekart around a shoppywop to buy numnums for your tummy-wummy. And then you’ll go home and you won’t understand why you can’t stop crying.
Awesome. Read GIRAFFE BREAD for context.
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