November 9, 2009

Dear Every Site That Paginates Articles

marco:

I’m sure you split stories like this into two pages for a good reason: to save my bandwidth. After all, the remaining 3,126 characters of the story’s body (1,530 bytes as transferred with gzip compression) would have increased the page’s total size by 0.32%.

No, I’m just yanking your chain. I know you’re double-charging your advertisers for the same story by artificially inflating your pageview count. It’s just like the old auto-frame-refresh trick, but this one’s better because most of the ad networks haven’t banned it yet. That’s their problem, right? Why should you leave money on the table? You’re a business.

But it doesn’t really work as well as you had hoped because only a tiny percentage of viewers will actually read page two. You know that, but you don’t care, because you won’t give up a chance to make a few extra cents. Who cares if it annoys the crap out of that tiny slice of your audience? Who are they, anyway? The people who actually read your content thoroughly instead of skimming the headline and moving on? That can’t possibly be your most important audience segment — they’re just the most involved and attentive. Repeat customers. You already have their “eyeballs” that you can sell to your real customers. And these dupes get their eyeballs double-counted. What a steal!

Keep up the great work, publishers.

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    Where is that sarcasm font?
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    I’d say this is a classic style of disregard for the actual user/reader that newspapers, both in print and online, have...
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    Our Thanks To, Both, Brocatus And,...42  ” Seriously. Two Sides. No Puns Intended. As a...
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    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! This is something that drives me mad with rage like you wouldn’t believe.
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    Couldn’t agree more.
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    reprint Marco’s full post here,...way to good to not passing along.
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    pet peeve so well articulated.
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    Auf den Punkt getroffen!
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    find myself constantly nodding at something...Marco has posted…
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    Holy cats your a pompous tool. And I am now, too! COOL! I can see why...painting every...
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    AMEN! Seriously, when I see...multiple page crap the first thing I look
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    This is well written and witty, and although it has some grain of truth it is a serious bunch of crap. Let’s put it...
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    Seriously, its almost 2010!
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    I fucking love it. Well said.
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